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astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

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mostly-jensen:

rawrimmadinosaur22:

Harry Potter is like a fine whisky; it gets better with age.

Sherlock is like heroin; everyone is itching for their next fix.

Doctor Who is like red wine; mature and has a big history.

Supernatural;

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darrynek:

*white people voice* whole grain

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.

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devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

tumblr mobile

Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

tumblr mobile

Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

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kaliforhnia:

Why is it the person that makes me the happiest also makes me the saddest?

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godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

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versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

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ohchristinamarlee:

thedaisiestdaisy:

inaneenglish:

waltztothemoon:

ScarJo looks like she had been waiting her entire career to do that with Sandra.

<3

Can I get in the middle of that because damn

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